Top 5 Hotel Restrooms

If you ever come to my lovely island of Penang, you must not miss the island tour. It only takes a day because this island is quite small. To enjoy a smooth ride during the de tour, of course at times you need to stop by the restroom to “wash hands”. Here, I’m taking all the troubles to find out which is the best hotel restroom for you to do your “business”. After all, hotels provide the best “business” place.

No.5 – Park Royal Hotel

You may not want to stop at Park Royal Hotel because the restrooms are all reserved for the hotel guest only. You need a hotel room electronic card key to access to the restroom. You don’t wanna go there in an emergency situation and find yourself helpless outside the restroom. You may end up panicking yourself and accidentally do your business outside the securely closed restroom. You know what I mean?

No.4 – Gurney Hotel

The cubical is too small. Don’t go there if you’re obese. Besides, the restrooms are located upstairs and next to a restaurant. Imagine, having to rush up the staircase and fight for a cubicle with other restaurant customers, you may end up embarrass yourself if you trip on the stairs.

No.3 – Eastern & Oriental Hotel

No doubt this is the most posh hotel on the island. However, they don’t provide the best toilet unless you pay for the room. Other customers may have to suffer the small and limited cubicle. There are only 2 cubicles available. Claustrophobic? Don’t ever go there. Not tall enough? Don’t go there too. ‘Cause the toilet flush is too high for your reach. And don’t ever think of leaving your poo there. This hotel also quite stingy when it comes to toilet roll. The toilet tissue they provide is of low quality.

No.2 – Shangri-La Hotel (Georgetown)

You’re promised with 100% privacy in the restroom. Well, that’s what I think because I go there to wash my hands often but I never meet anyone before. Not that I always go there just to wash my hands, but I go there for breakfast most of the time. Even though there is hardly any soul to fight with you for the cubicles, this hotel generously provides 10 cubicles in one restroom. I’m sure that you’ll have a comfortable time here.

No.1 – Evergreen Laurel Hotel

Confession...I always look forward to go to the restroom when my family is having dinner here. It’s the most comfortable restrooms of all hotels. When you’re sitting on the toilet bowl, it feels like you’re sitting on a throne. Good quality toilet tissue. Enough lighting to fix your make up. Adequate space for claustrophobic. Quiet enough not to infringe your privacy. Hand dryer is not too hot. Therefore, I award this hotel… The Best Free Comfort Room title.

* Survey did throughout my life experience with partner-in-crime, Kazushi Yoake.
* "Wash hands" is a term concoted by Bes.