I was kinda regret that I said I will give you guys some tips on how to increase your blog traffic. To be honest, I'm really really really lazy. You guys are lucky that I can't find anything better to do right now other than blogging. Oh shit! I suppose to email my dad. Anyway, here's what I've promised.
#1 - Increase your Google page rank
If you haven't know yet, Google page rank is a scale of 0 to 10 on how important Google think your page is. It's relatively hard to get really high Google page rank 'cos even eBay rank at 7/10. If it's a blog, it hardly gets a rank higher than 3/10 unless your blog is exceptionally popular. However, some popular blogs don't even score 2/10. How do you explain that?
Well, it's all based on the "keyword" game. You have to figure out what are the keywords that people often search on Google. Hmmm... this might sound tricky. God knows what other people are searching? Let me give you some example. The highest search is pornography. Sad, but true. OK, don't get me wrong. I'm not suggesting you to write an erotic literature or turn your whole blog into The Gutter post. Like I've said, it's a keyword game.
Do you remember my post "MCH! My blog turned into some porn site!"? To you guys, it might be an entertainment because it's a fucking hilarious entry. But to me it's a post to get my page rank higher. Did you guys know why I typed all the keywords on the entry despite the screencaps are sufficient to show all the keywords? That's because Google can't detact words on the picture, can they? That's why I retyped all the keywords again to enhance those keywords since I definitely won't write any post on MILF porn or whatsoever. Haha... don't you think the Queen is smart?
It's time for you to switch your vocabs from cat to pussy. Try writing "my pussy licks its paw" instead of "my cat is grooming itself". I guarantee that's going to give you a lot of hits.
Other than that, people Google a lot on celebrities, travel spots, luxurious brand, current issues, politics, and porn (again!).
# How to cheat on keywords
Sometimes you can steal the lime light by cheating some keywords. If you have a blog title with your name on it and it so happen you're not even famous, looks like it's going to be a long way before someone actually Google your name. Try put up "Courtney Love Me" or "I am the real Madonna", when people searching for Courtney Love or Madonna, eventually your blog will appear in their search result.
I found out this trick accidentally. When I started this blog, I didn't know what title I should have. At that time I was mad busy practising my drum solo called This Is The Mad Style, so I used it as my title since I got overdosed of it like everyday! When people search for the song This Is The Mad Style, they came upon my blog. Guess what??? If you search "This Is The Mad Style" on Google right now, my blog appears first before the original song's link. This is the benefit of higer page rank.
Whenever I check my blog tracker keywords, it often shows Mad Ink, or Mad Inc. I guess some people accidentally came to my blog while searching for something else. Try to imagine if my blog title is "What Would Jenna Jameson Do?". Can you imagine the hits I'll get???
#3 - Use flickr
Flickr users you know that you can enter tags on your photos and also send it to groups right? Whenever you want to upload a photo on your blog, at the same time you upload it on flickr. On your photo description, try putting up your the link to your blog post. Enter as much keywords and send to as much groups as you can on your flickr photo so that you will get more visitors to your photo. When people visit your photo and saw the link on your description, they would visit your blog. It's really a simple math.
#4 - Use traffic exchange
This can be really tiring. There are sites that allows you to exchange traffic via credit system. You have to surf as many sites as you can and in return you'll get credits. With the credits, you can assign them to your blog and other people would visit your blog based on the credits. Let's say I have 100 credits after surfing. And I assign it to this blog, so this blog will get 100 visitors. Just in case you're looking for those traffic exchange program, go to Blogexplosion or Blogmad.
#5 - Use blog portal
If you're Malaysian, you have Petaling Street, Blog Malaysia, All Malaysia, Kuching Bloggers, and God knows how many more blog portals we have in Malaysia. You can try search for your own countries blog portal. I'm sure there's some.
For international, you can use Blogger's Choice Awards. I know the name is kinda corny. You can nominate your own blog in different categories. And people would visit your blog from there to evaluate before they can vote for you. If you're already on Blogger's Choice Awards or planning to sign up, please vote for me!!!! My blog is on the category of Most Obnoxious Blogger, Best Blog About Blogging and Best Blog of All Time.
#6 - Attractive Post Title
Only useful if you are using blog portal. If God bestowed you with creativity, please use it on your post title. Try to put a post title that readers would think it's attractive, rather than what you think is attractive. If you write like "My boring life" no one would bother to read that post. Instead put, "I think I should commit suicide" and then in the content you can ramble about how boring your life is.
The end of the post that I reluctantly wrote. I'm not sure if I missed out anything that I wanted to write. Oh, you know how this old brain sometimes just stop working. I'll update if I suddenly remember any additional tips. Anyway, bed time!
P/S: Oh, you might want to read this too >>> What a good blogger can do
Friday, July 17, 2009
It's time to get healthy
If toxin kills, I would be the first person to die. You know that I don't eat vegetables, neither do I plan to eat any vegetables in the future. People have been lecturing me that vegetables are good for my health. But I guess I don't need any vegetables if I can take some chlorella supplements.
However, there are about hundreds or maybe thousands of chlorella supplements out there in the market. I get really confused because every product promises good results. After done a lot of research, I finally settle for Greenpath.
Greenpath uses 100% naturally substance from our mother nature. These are natural herbal supplements, therefore the quality is ensured. Even doctors recommend Greenpath supplements.
Greenpath not only produce 100% Pure Premium Chlorella, they also have Beta Glucan immune booster. What this Beta Glucan do is to boost your immune system and at the same time lower your cholestrol level. It's really a good source to prevent yourself from heart disease.
You should switch to 100% drug free supplements provided by Greenpath. If you haven't yet taking any supplements, it's time you start a healthy lifestyle. To learn more about their products, please visit Greenpath's website over here >>> click me!
**This post is sponsored by Greenpath
However, there are about hundreds or maybe thousands of chlorella supplements out there in the market. I get really confused because every product promises good results. After done a lot of research, I finally settle for Greenpath.
Greenpath uses 100% naturally substance from our mother nature. These are natural herbal supplements, therefore the quality is ensured. Even doctors recommend Greenpath supplements.
Greenpath not only produce 100% Pure Premium Chlorella, they also have Beta Glucan immune booster. What this Beta Glucan do is to boost your immune system and at the same time lower your cholestrol level. It's really a good source to prevent yourself from heart disease.
You should switch to 100% drug free supplements provided by Greenpath. If you haven't yet taking any supplements, it's time you start a healthy lifestyle. To learn more about their products, please visit Greenpath's website over here >>> click me!
**This post is sponsored by Greenpath
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Friday Flashbacks (KL)
KL might be the place that people would want to avoid - traffic jams, pollution, crowded, fast pace lifestyle. Not many people can handle it. But busy-ness is the only thing that keeps me sane. On top of all that, most of my friends are based in KL.
I stayed with my bestest friend, Jocelyn, despite my family has a house there. As soon as I touch down, Jo was still sleeping. I dragged her out of the bed for lunch because I was mad hungry. We went to 1-Utama. Oh, it used to be one of my nightmare to go there since I had to go there everyday to work. But one thing I miss in 1-Utama is BBQ Plaza.
It's a Thai steambot-cum-BBQ place. It used to be our favorite hang out spot with Christine. Sadly, there's only Jo and me that day as Christine was stuck in some desert in Turkey.
I spotted something new in their menu. It's some cute naruto in bear shape.
We went window shopping and I visited some of my previous co-worker. Boring stuff. Anyway, we went to The Gardens for dinner later.
It's amazing how they can set up a restaurant that looks exactly like a garden in the building. I was totally jakun. More cam-whore...
After that, one of my college-cum-uni mate called up, and I asked her to go to The Gardens. She brought her boyfriend.
That's Michelle and her new boyfriend. I think he doesn't want me to put up his face here. But if you know my flickr address then you're free to check out how he looks like. I know some of you who knows Michelle can be quite kay poh.
Michelle and I used to party all the time when we're in Tasmania. Since she left I've been practically staying at home every night.
Few minutes later, another college-cum-uni friend called me. Of course we made him join us.
That's Calvin whom I know for a thousand years since Taylor's time. He used to be my fishing buddy in Tassie. LOL! When he's gone, I hardly go fishing too.
I got so obsessed with the pink flower in the pot, they asked me to eat it. Believe me, I tried. But there's some greenish stuff so I guess it might taste like vegetable so I pass the idea.
The next day Jo treat me dim sum at Damansara Jaya, Atria next to Maybank.
Look at the siew mai. Super yucky. The taste has gone down the drain. It used to be super good. But now it's bad bad bad... I think the owner no longer running the business himself. All the workers are either from Myanmar or Nepal. It pissed me off when they don't speak English, nor Malay, nor Chinese. I seriously didn't know how to communicate with them. Hahaha... One incident Jo was asking for chilli sauce. They gave her tissue paper. I told them I wanted "shyuet cha" (ice tea), but they gave me sweet cha. WTF? My Chinese tea actually tasted sweet.
Even the egg tart tasted weird. We called Christine later (or is it Christine called us) and she told us some really weird and funny thing that happened to her while she was in Turkey. Man... I'm still laughing as I'm typing.
At night I met up with my old college friends from Taylor's. We used to be one bunch of whackos. No teacher liked us, and we practically didn't attend any class except during test or exam. My Taylor's days rocks.
Looks like they are still as crazy as ever. We came out with this stupid rule that no one should be eating with their cutleries. Can you imagine that... we're in fine dining but we're eating like we're in banana leaf restaurant. WTF?
That's Travis eating his lamb shank with his finger. And Andrew next to me. Andrew used to drive a ferrari. It was quite a big deal because other than the ministers, hardly anyone owns any ferrari in Malaysia. He used to brag a lot about it, but to be honest that was his mom's car. Since he's back permanently, he's only driving a Toyota Camry.
We proceed to some Happy Hour place and found one decent bar or bistro that sells Tiger beer for RM 39 a jug (buy one free one). We were so happy because it's happy hour, so we ended up buying 10 jugs with free 10 jugs, it was heaven! But after we skull 20 jugs, no one could drive home. So we had to mamak for 2 hours before everyone sober up.
As a result of hang over, I was late meeting Yvonne the next day. Poor Yvonne was waiting for me at The Curve.
Aiya! Cannot see Yvonne's face. Anyway, I've got a separate post on this over here >>> click me!
Jo and I went to Ikea to collect some of our memories there. WTF? Christine and I used to play a big prank on Jo in Ikea. I'll talk about this sometime when I'm free. It's mad funny. Like those candid camera prank on TV.
Jo asked me to join Battle of the Bands with her gang (which used to be my gang). But it was quite a rush visit and I certainly have to polish up my skills before I can actually go for a competition. It wasn't really a good idea because I had lack of time to practice. If I were to join the competition, I couldn't do anything else.
While she went to practice, I met up with Nicole for dinner. She told me the story of her getting drunk, I was like "WTF? Like that also can?" But I'm so sad... she's not going to Adelaide next year anymore. Which means, I'm going to miss out one friend in Adelaide next year. So angry. She gave me false hope only.
Other than that, I spent my time most at the UM Hospital. My aunt was admitted a month ago. Sadly she has to stay in hospital forever until the doctor approve to dismiss her. But she said it's very unlikely. Looking at the bright side, I managed to catch up with my cousins whom I haven't met for almost 6 years. It's really sucks when all of us started to move out of the country.
I stayed with my bestest friend, Jocelyn, despite my family has a house there. As soon as I touch down, Jo was still sleeping. I dragged her out of the bed for lunch because I was mad hungry. We went to 1-Utama. Oh, it used to be one of my nightmare to go there since I had to go there everyday to work. But one thing I miss in 1-Utama is BBQ Plaza.
It's a Thai steambot-cum-BBQ place. It used to be our favorite hang out spot with Christine. Sadly, there's only Jo and me that day as Christine was stuck in some desert in Turkey.
I spotted something new in their menu. It's some cute naruto in bear shape.
We went window shopping and I visited some of my previous co-worker. Boring stuff. Anyway, we went to The Gardens for dinner later.
It's amazing how they can set up a restaurant that looks exactly like a garden in the building. I was totally jakun. More cam-whore...
After that, one of my college-cum-uni mate called up, and I asked her to go to The Gardens. She brought her boyfriend.
That's Michelle and her new boyfriend. I think he doesn't want me to put up his face here. But if you know my flickr address then you're free to check out how he looks like. I know some of you who knows Michelle can be quite kay poh.
Michelle and I used to party all the time when we're in Tasmania. Since she left I've been practically staying at home every night.
Few minutes later, another college-cum-uni friend called me. Of course we made him join us.
That's Calvin whom I know for a thousand years since Taylor's time. He used to be my fishing buddy in Tassie. LOL! When he's gone, I hardly go fishing too.
I got so obsessed with the pink flower in the pot, they asked me to eat it. Believe me, I tried. But there's some greenish stuff so I guess it might taste like vegetable so I pass the idea.
The next day Jo treat me dim sum at Damansara Jaya, Atria next to Maybank.
Look at the siew mai. Super yucky. The taste has gone down the drain. It used to be super good. But now it's bad bad bad... I think the owner no longer running the business himself. All the workers are either from Myanmar or Nepal. It pissed me off when they don't speak English, nor Malay, nor Chinese. I seriously didn't know how to communicate with them. Hahaha... One incident Jo was asking for chilli sauce. They gave her tissue paper. I told them I wanted "shyuet cha" (ice tea), but they gave me sweet cha. WTF? My Chinese tea actually tasted sweet.
Even the egg tart tasted weird. We called Christine later (or is it Christine called us) and she told us some really weird and funny thing that happened to her while she was in Turkey. Man... I'm still laughing as I'm typing.
At night I met up with my old college friends from Taylor's. We used to be one bunch of whackos. No teacher liked us, and we practically didn't attend any class except during test or exam. My Taylor's days rocks.
Looks like they are still as crazy as ever. We came out with this stupid rule that no one should be eating with their cutleries. Can you imagine that... we're in fine dining but we're eating like we're in banana leaf restaurant. WTF?
That's Travis eating his lamb shank with his finger. And Andrew next to me. Andrew used to drive a ferrari. It was quite a big deal because other than the ministers, hardly anyone owns any ferrari in Malaysia. He used to brag a lot about it, but to be honest that was his mom's car. Since he's back permanently, he's only driving a Toyota Camry.
We proceed to some Happy Hour place and found one decent bar or bistro that sells Tiger beer for RM 39 a jug (buy one free one). We were so happy because it's happy hour, so we ended up buying 10 jugs with free 10 jugs, it was heaven! But after we skull 20 jugs, no one could drive home. So we had to mamak for 2 hours before everyone sober up.
As a result of hang over, I was late meeting Yvonne the next day. Poor Yvonne was waiting for me at The Curve.
Aiya! Cannot see Yvonne's face. Anyway, I've got a separate post on this over here >>> click me!
Jo and I went to Ikea to collect some of our memories there. WTF? Christine and I used to play a big prank on Jo in Ikea. I'll talk about this sometime when I'm free. It's mad funny. Like those candid camera prank on TV.
Jo asked me to join Battle of the Bands with her gang (which used to be my gang). But it was quite a rush visit and I certainly have to polish up my skills before I can actually go for a competition. It wasn't really a good idea because I had lack of time to practice. If I were to join the competition, I couldn't do anything else.
While she went to practice, I met up with Nicole for dinner. She told me the story of her getting drunk, I was like "WTF? Like that also can?" But I'm so sad... she's not going to Adelaide next year anymore. Which means, I'm going to miss out one friend in Adelaide next year. So angry. She gave me false hope only.
Other than that, I spent my time most at the UM Hospital. My aunt was admitted a month ago. Sadly she has to stay in hospital forever until the doctor approve to dismiss her. But she said it's very unlikely. Looking at the bright side, I managed to catch up with my cousins whom I haven't met for almost 6 years. It's really sucks when all of us started to move out of the country.
Don't be an asshole blog readers! (Revised)
Definition of asshole blog reader:
(1) Anonymous commentor that shows no respect to blog owner/other readers
(2) Commentor that shamelessly promoting their blog
(1) Anonymous commentor that shows no respect to blog owner/other readers
There are many reasons why a blog owner would want to enable anonymous comment. Some readers do not have a Gmail account to sign in to, some don't have a blog link, and some just don't have the identity option available on blogger comment system. My additional reason to enable anonymous comment so that some people can ask silly questions without revealing their identity.
However, some assholes use it as their weapon to attack innocent bloggers. As I'm writing this, those asshole anonymous might think that, "Oh, she's not up to criticism!" Oh, shut up... I'm totally open to criticism, in fact I love healthy debate. As long as you do it with respect, no one gets hurt. This is called basic social manners. If you can't criticize with proper language, then just don't comment. No one would appreciate your scorcher critiques if you're simply trying to be an asshole. By the way, by putting up some nickname without any link or email also considered as anonymous, since no one actually knows your identity anyway.
Honestly, there are some bloggers that deserve to be spat on their face by anonymous commentors. One prime example, XiaXue on her Bradley post. I think it's reasonable some of the commentors appear anonymous because she has many grotesque followers that would ambush anyone who anti XiaXue. Geez... are they in some XX cult or something?
The bottom line is, one should use their conscience when they are either blogging or commenting. You don't go to someone's travel blog and comment anonymously that, "Hey, stop showing your camwhore photos. You look freaking ugly." As a blog reader you do have expectation, yes. But at the end of the day, a blog is still a personal thing. If a blogger wants to put up her fugly camwhore photos, it's up to her. If you don't like it, then simply fuck off. Or your other option is to comment politely, like "Hey, I guess there are too many photos on your blog. Would you reduce some of your photos, so that your blog loads faster on my computer?" Isn't that sounds nicer than the previous comment.
(2) Commentors that shamelessly promoting their blogs
Have you ever get those comments, like "Nice blog. Please visit mine too." These people are pathetic. Indeed!
Please don't polute other people's blog with your "advertisement". I know it hurts no one to put up such comment. But it's a waste of time for people to read and also waste of storage in blog owner's email inbox. I really hate it when people put up such comment because it's really not related to my blog post at all.
They sound so desperate to look for readers. As if begging you to read their worthless blog. Remember, if you have good content, you shouldn't be afraid of low traffic. Besides, there are many other ways to boost up your traffic - you can ping your blog, you can join blog portal, or genuinely comment on someone's blog. I'm sure people would visit your blog if you just take some time to read the blog post and put up a sensible comment.
You know what? Since I'm such a sweet heart, I'm going to give you guys some tips on "how to increase your blog traffic for dummies" soon. Yeap, it's up on the coming soon list. Don't you guys just love me?
Some extra:
By the way, some readers are so proud that they've clicked on your ads. After they clicked it, they'll write a comment that, "I've clicked your ads". NEVER EVER do that!!!!!!!!!!! You may get the blogger into trouble. Google would probably think that the blogger asked their readers to click the ads and ban the blogger from using the ads service.
It happened to me before. Some asshole wrote on my chatbox that they clicked my ads. Thank God Google didn't ban me. But they erase all my earnings. Luckily it was only UD 20 something. If it happens right now, I'll chop off that person's head!!!
Don't ever comment that you've clicked on the blogger's ads. You might ruin everything.
(1) Anonymous commentor that shows no respect to blog owner/other readers
(2) Commentor that shamelessly promoting their blog
(1) Anonymous commentor that shows no respect to blog owner/other readers
There are many reasons why a blog owner would want to enable anonymous comment. Some readers do not have a Gmail account to sign in to, some don't have a blog link, and some just don't have the identity option available on blogger comment system. My additional reason to enable anonymous comment so that some people can ask silly questions without revealing their identity.
However, some assholes use it as their weapon to attack innocent bloggers. As I'm writing this, those asshole anonymous might think that, "Oh, she's not up to criticism!" Oh, shut up... I'm totally open to criticism, in fact I love healthy debate. As long as you do it with respect, no one gets hurt. This is called basic social manners. If you can't criticize with proper language, then just don't comment. No one would appreciate your scorcher critiques if you're simply trying to be an asshole. By the way, by putting up some nickname without any link or email also considered as anonymous, since no one actually knows your identity anyway.
Honestly, there are some bloggers that deserve to be spat on their face by anonymous commentors. One prime example, XiaXue on her Bradley post. I think it's reasonable some of the commentors appear anonymous because she has many grotesque followers that would ambush anyone who anti XiaXue. Geez... are they in some XX cult or something?
The bottom line is, one should use their conscience when they are either blogging or commenting. You don't go to someone's travel blog and comment anonymously that, "Hey, stop showing your camwhore photos. You look freaking ugly." As a blog reader you do have expectation, yes. But at the end of the day, a blog is still a personal thing. If a blogger wants to put up her fugly camwhore photos, it's up to her. If you don't like it, then simply fuck off. Or your other option is to comment politely, like "Hey, I guess there are too many photos on your blog. Would you reduce some of your photos, so that your blog loads faster on my computer?" Isn't that sounds nicer than the previous comment.
(2) Commentors that shamelessly promoting their blogs
Have you ever get those comments, like "Nice blog. Please visit mine too." These people are pathetic. Indeed!
Please don't polute other people's blog with your "advertisement". I know it hurts no one to put up such comment. But it's a waste of time for people to read and also waste of storage in blog owner's email inbox. I really hate it when people put up such comment because it's really not related to my blog post at all.
They sound so desperate to look for readers. As if begging you to read their worthless blog. Remember, if you have good content, you shouldn't be afraid of low traffic. Besides, there are many other ways to boost up your traffic - you can ping your blog, you can join blog portal, or genuinely comment on someone's blog. I'm sure people would visit your blog if you just take some time to read the blog post and put up a sensible comment.
You know what? Since I'm such a sweet heart, I'm going to give you guys some tips on "how to increase your blog traffic for dummies" soon. Yeap, it's up on the coming soon list. Don't you guys just love me?
Some extra:
By the way, some readers are so proud that they've clicked on your ads. After they clicked it, they'll write a comment that, "I've clicked your ads". NEVER EVER do that!!!!!!!!!!! You may get the blogger into trouble. Google would probably think that the blogger asked their readers to click the ads and ban the blogger from using the ads service.
It happened to me before. Some asshole wrote on my chatbox that they clicked my ads. Thank God Google didn't ban me. But they erase all my earnings. Luckily it was only UD 20 something. If it happens right now, I'll chop off that person's head!!!
Don't ever comment that you've clicked on the blogger's ads. You might ruin everything.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
You've been prank!!!
Can I laugh first before I start writing???
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!! LMAO!!!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
My previous post was muthafucking funny, can? It's my most polite hate post ever! Until now I can't stop laughing. You've guys been prank-ed!!!!
Actually YT and I were chatting on MSN. I forgot how our conversation went, and I told her, "I'm not going to friend you anymore". So she started to twitter that she de-friend me. So I joined the fun on twitter. Later we bring this issue up to our blog just to trick our readers.
But now we can conclude that we're actually really bad actors. Can't make it to Hollywood yet, I guess. At least we know... some of you here are quite clever. Or is it our acting was really bad? LOL! Anyway, YT already revealed the truth. Probably this post is just a duplicity.
Last but not least, don't trust everything you read on this blog. You wouldn't know when you'll get pranked again. I'm going to delete some of the comments on the previous entry. Just in case, some people might get wrong impression of YT.
This is so fun. You guys should try it.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!! LMAO!!!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
My previous post was muthafucking funny, can? It's my most polite hate post ever! Until now I can't stop laughing. You've guys been prank-ed!!!!
Actually YT and I were chatting on MSN. I forgot how our conversation went, and I told her, "I'm not going to friend you anymore". So she started to twitter that she de-friend me. So I joined the fun on twitter. Later we bring this issue up to our blog just to trick our readers.
But now we can conclude that we're actually really bad actors. Can't make it to Hollywood yet, I guess. At least we know... some of you here are quite clever. Or is it our acting was really bad? LOL! Anyway, YT already revealed the truth. Probably this post is just a duplicity.
Last but not least, don't trust everything you read on this blog. You wouldn't know when you'll get pranked again. I'm going to delete some of the comments on the previous entry. Just in case, some people might get wrong impression of YT.
This is so fun. You guys should try it.
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Dear Diary,
Dear Diary,
- Today is my unluckiest day of the week. I wanted to stay at home the whole day because I was feeling quite weary and bored. But then I suddenly remember that I have to pay my house rent today and I wasn't sure whether I have any money in my bank. Couldn't check my money online because my internet bank account was fucked up. I had no choice but to drag my ass out of my house. I was rushing and my make up wasn't good. Anyway, I suppose I could cover my face with my huge sunglass. But as soon as I went out of the house, it started to rain. Well, that's fine. I went to the bank. Guess what? I already had enough money for the rent. MCH! I went out of the house for no reason!
- I'm starting to get feverish and cough at the same time. I really hate fever. But I don't mind cough. I think coughing makes me sound sexy. I can pretty much be a rock singer when I'm coughing.
- My hair get frizzy at the end. It's so weird. Only the end that gets frizzy. I'm so obsess with cutting the edge of my hair now. Because it's so frizzy, when I cut it out, it kinda looks like pubic hair. Yucks!!!
- Bookshop is the best place to hang out when you have no money to spend. My friend asked me to meet up at a coffee shop and she'd be an hour late. I was thinking if I were to wait for her at the coffee shop, I have to buy something. So I decided to wait at the bookshop instead. No one bothers you when you're browsing books. But if it's a clothes shop, the salesperson will bug you to try everything. Anyway, I have soooooooo many books to read. I have this weird ambition; besides wanting to eat all the Pocky in the world; I want to read as many books I can in my life. Actually I have a book blog that I write reviews of every book I read. But I'm not letting you know the address. It's really boring. The writing is so not me because it's too formal. So I'm not letting you guys read it and start contaminate your mind that I'm a boring person.
- I was wearing Ed Hardy earlier today. A friend commented that I have no fashion sense. Shut up! When you wear Ed Hardy, you wear ART not FASHION. Art and fashion is totally different. Since I got hold of kxfx's Moleskine, I've been really into ink art and tattoo art. It's just a bloody T-shirt. Are you trying to say that T-shirt is no fashion sense? C'mon.
- Today was the opening of Harry Potter. It was an impromtu that I went to the primier screening. Guess what? I almost fell asleep! My friend had to nudge me three times. I was so disappointed with the movie. It's more of comedy than the usual dark side magic kind of thing. The sad thing is Dumbledore died. He's my most favorite character in Harry Potter because he's old and wise. Somehow remind me of my grandfather. Haha... Spoiler!
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
BLOG WAR?!?!
I know...I know... this post is not on my "coming soon" list. But something just pop out and I can't help myself but to write this post. Someone started something, and of course I have to retaliate. If she thinks she can write all sorts of things about me in her blog, well I can too.
Some people are just.... (God, I don't have a word to describe). Anyway, the Fat Hippo in Bikini found my hate group on facebook. So, what's the big deal? Oh, well... I'm famous. A hate group on facebook is normal.
She got so affected by that hate group and her mind is poisoned, guess what? She started to accuse me of things I'm not. Childish and petty. Seriously, what kind of adult will act this way?
That's not all. We started to bicker on twitter, and she wouldn't stop. Oh, yeah...friends. Like, as if... One minute she calls me her good friend. And the next minute she calls me all sorts of things. Now, can you help me to describe what kind of person is this? I'm seriously clueless.
Yes, I do call myself the Queen. I do think I'm awesome. Did that hurt you? Do you have any problem with that? "Don't Judge a Book by its Cover!" WTF? Never judge anyone at all, because you'll be surprised.
Some people are just.... (God, I don't have a word to describe). Anyway, the Fat Hippo in Bikini found my hate group on facebook. So, what's the big deal? Oh, well... I'm famous. A hate group on facebook is normal.
She got so affected by that hate group and her mind is poisoned, guess what? She started to accuse me of things I'm not. Childish and petty. Seriously, what kind of adult will act this way?
That's not all. We started to bicker on twitter, and she wouldn't stop. Oh, yeah...friends. Like, as if... One minute she calls me her good friend. And the next minute she calls me all sorts of things. Now, can you help me to describe what kind of person is this? I'm seriously clueless.
Yes, I do call myself the Queen. I do think I'm awesome. Did that hurt you? Do you have any problem with that? "Don't Judge a Book by its Cover!" WTF? Never judge anyone at all, because you'll be surprised.
Meeting other blogger: Jocelyn
I've lost count how many bloggers I've met so far. But anyway, I always find that bloggers are not much different from their ownselves they portrayed in their blogs. This time I met Jocelyn in Singapore. Wooooohoooo.....
It so happen that when I was in Singapore for my transit, Jocelyn is having her off day! What a coincidence. She told me she had to go for her manicure first before meeting me. Look at her pretty nails.
Jocelyn gave me a dog keychain. That's super sweet of her.
It has bling blings on the bone. It looks exactly like the charms on my Coach bracelet!!! I wanted to take my keys out to change my keychain, but I couldn't find it. I started to get panic. What happen if I lost my keys? I would have to sleep under the Tasman bridge!
Turkey bacon is a super funny guy. A gentleman as well. Jocelyn is so lucky. And he's really lucky to have her also because she's super nice.
Actually when I read her blog, I always think that she's really fierce and dominant. But in real life, she's really polite and soft spoken. I like her a lot because she's really down to earth kind of person.
Jocelyn is working on proposal to be promoted as Assistant Manager. People, wish her luck! Oh, by the way, she's working in a travel agent. If you're looking for some travel package, probably she can help you?
It so happen that when I was in Singapore for my transit, Jocelyn is having her off day! What a coincidence. She told me she had to go for her manicure first before meeting me. Look at her pretty nails.
You know that nails actually was the main cause why I spent so much. She always have her pretty nails manicured. And I asked her whether she needs to do laundry and stuff like that, and she said NO. Holy, crap! That's super cool. I can never have my nails manicured now that I've start working. I used to have french manicure all the time, but now I have to wash hundreds of plates and bowls everyday so I can't keep my nails pretty. Oh, yes...you heard me right... I wash hundreds of plates and bowls every night. So fuck those of you who thinks I'm a spoiled brat doing nothing but shopping.
Jocelyn gave me a dog keychain. That's super sweet of her.
It has bling blings on the bone. It looks exactly like the charms on my Coach bracelet!!! I wanted to take my keys out to change my keychain, but I couldn't find it. I started to get panic. What happen if I lost my keys? I would have to sleep under the Tasman bridge!
Jocelyn also brought her turkey bacon along. LOL!
Turkey bacon is a super funny guy. A gentleman as well. Jocelyn is so lucky. And he's really lucky to have her also because she's super nice.
Actually when I read her blog, I always think that she's really fierce and dominant. But in real life, she's really polite and soft spoken. I like her a lot because she's really down to earth kind of person.
Jocelyn is working on proposal to be promoted as Assistant Manager. People, wish her luck! Oh, by the way, she's working in a travel agent. If you're looking for some travel package, probably she can help you?
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Ah, the sweet misery of life...
Ladies and gentlemen, bitching session starts now...
Dear Diary,
Dear Diary,
- Friends.
I was really really touched when YT, Eunice & Steph (and Peter) sent me off to the airport. Since I was six years old, no one bother to send me to the airport anymore. But these girls willing to wake up so early in the morning to send me off. We had breakfast at McDonald's and then I bid them farewell. I knew them for such a short time but it feels as if we've known each other for so long. From food to polymer clay to Mr. Siao... But now we're just online friends :( I'm planning for some surprise for the three of them (sorry, Peter. I always favor girls). Not going to say anything more. - Family.
I cried while showering last night. I really miss my grandma. I'm thinking of going back to Malaysia forever and ever this end of the year. The next thing I'm looking forward to is August. My parents are coming to Australia. Yippee!!! - I met Makoto in Singapore. He treat me lunch. So happy... but that fella ordered so much food as if I really need a royal banquet. I laughed til I couldn't stop when he told me got quaratine after he came back from Japan. Hahahahaha...
- Talking about quarantine. My uncle in Malacca is hospitalized for H1N1. He's a frequent traveller and that explains a lot. And his whole family is under strict quarantine.
- While in Singapore I also met up with Jocelyn. I know her from her blog. She brought her turkey bacon along. If you read her blog then you'll know who is turkey bacon. I'll blog about this in a separate post later.
- I spent so much in Singapore. It's my last day of holiday. I guess I should treat myself with some new stuff. At first I asked Makoto how much should I change (money)? He said SGD 100 is sufficient. But I changed SGD 250. After Juicy Couture, I figure out I need more cash. So I went to the money changer and changed SGD 300. Hey girls... if you're in Singapore, PLEASE GO TO JUICY COUTURE. I bought a bag for only SGD 180. Serious! No kidding. The same bag selling in Malaysia for RM 750. I went into Ted Baker and SGD 300 was gone in an hour. After that I told myself "no more spending". I went to Taka and there were so many charms - Pandora, Thomas Sabo, La maison Agatha and Sworovski. Who can resist? But then, I've no more Singapore dollar left. So I thought I can't spend anymore until I went to the counter and I realized they take any currency. Voila! Shop more. I bought a Sworovski bangle for AUD 119. And then I went to Pull & Bear. Then to M)phosis. And then to Armani Exchange. In total I spent almost SGD 900. All Jocelyn's fault lor. She took too long to meet me. I had nothing to do but to shop. At the end of the day, I told myself: enough is enough. So I went to Kinokuniya. Time passes fast when I'm in bookshop. Unfortunately while I passed by the gift section, I saw something really nice. I can't resist but to buy it for someone. Thank God my dad took back all my credit cards. If not I'll be spending none stop. Sigh... I start to miss my unlimited credit. Right now I can only spend cash :(
- As soon as I came back, I had to shop for some groceries. You can see a big difference how I shop in Singapore and how I shop in Hobart. In Singapore, I got excited when I see Juicy Couture and Ted Baker having sale. In Hobart, I got excited when I see washing powder selling at 3 for 2 price. Hey people, if you're in Hobart, Coles selling Dynamo at AUD 9 for 3 packets. No kidding. Dirt cheap. WTF? I'm becoming like a boring housewife podcasting sales item in the supermarket.
- I bought some peach, and I wanted to make peach mascarpone parfait. But then I just remember that my glass bottle is with Alwin. Damn it I can make the peach now since he's definitely not seeing me for the next two weeks.
- Because I only have cash to spend, I left with AUD 100. I thought that would be enough for me to take a taxi back from the airport. Guess what??? My taxi fare cost AUD 60. I feel like cursing the taxi driver. He was driving so slow because he was telling me his grandfather story. Oh my God... I'm sorry but to be mean, taxi drivers shouldn't be too friendly. Some customers do hate it, especially when they travelled for 24 hours and haven't slept a wink for two nights. He started off asking me where I flew from. It's very common, so I told him I was from Singapore. Oh, it's quite hilarious... I'll write the whole conversation here, and the one in bracket is my inner child being annoyed:
Him: Where're you from?
Me: Singapore.
Him: Singapore? I was there last week. Beautiful city. I love it there.
Me: (Please don't start a conversation)
Him: Do you want to see my photos?
Me: (Noooooooo.............)
Him: That's the swimming pool I swam in.
Me: (WTF? Most of the swimming pool looks the same to me. I'm not impress)
Him: That's someone I met in Singapore.
Me: (I don't give a fuck care)
Him: Very nice lady. She's from Philippines.
Me: (I said I don't give a fuck care!)
Him: I'm actually looking for a girl. Someone nice.
Me: (Huh? Is it my business?)
Him: I love Asian girls. Do you know any girl who's looking for a relationship.
Me: (Seriously...what the fuck????)
Him: You know...maybe you have some friends looking for a man with a job, a car, a house? You can recommend me some.
Me: (Even if I know any, I wouldn't do this kind of shit)
Him: Or maybe you're looking for someone.
Me: No...no...no... I have a boyfriend.
Him: That's good. It's nice to have someone. I really want companionship.
Me: (Do you think I'm a cupid? Sohai!)
I wanted to know why is he looking for an Asian girl, so I asked him a very general question why caucasian men likes Asian girls. He said Asian girls are soft, quiet, very homey and they take care of their partner well. Meanwhile, white woman are obnoxious, and loud. Asian culture is like...the woman serves the man. But white woman expect to be served all the time. Hey, old man... looks like you're wrong. Some Asian girls (like me) are quite obnoxious too. Maybe louder than some white chicks. I've asked Nino this question before. Anyway, I find this an interesting blogging topic. Will write about it when I have nothing else to write about. That guy seriously annoying. I was tired, in a bad mood, had not much money to spend on that cab fare, but yet he kept talking. - I must tell you how fucked up the journey was. My flight from Penang - Singapore was at 8am. So I had to check in at 6am. After breakfast with the girls, off I go to Singapore. It's a short flight, so nothing interesting. At Changi, I didn't know my flight from Singapore - Sydney will stop at Adelaide for an hour. I was seriously pissed off. They didn't write anything about stopping at Adelaide on the internet while I was buying my tix. They didn't write it on the tix either. I only found out three hours before my flight was scheduled to take off. My entire journey from Singapore - Sydney was 13 hours. 13 fucking hours!!!!!! Three hours at the airport doing nothing. One and half hour back to Hobart. In total, it took me 17 and half hours to fly from Singapore to Hobart. I'm starting to hate travelling. I need my own plane, now!!!!!
- I came back and find that my carpet is really dirty. I cannot stay in dirty house. Yucks! So I went to look for my vacuum cleaner. Then I found out it's gone! Some thief came into my house and took my vacuum cleaner. But it doesn't make sense to me. The whole house look perfectly fine. My other laptop is still on the table. My fridge is still in the kitchen and my washing machine is still in the bathroom. But where the heck is my vacuum cleaner? It took me one whole night to figure out, Makoto took it to his house. I'm fucked. He's in Singapore now and will only come back next month. This means I have to live in a house with dirty carpet for a month.
- I came out with some sacarstic phrase "If vegetables are pink in color, I would be a vegan for the rest of my life". Please quote me if you want to use it. WTF? Hello, any Japanese scientist reading this blog? We need PINK VEGETABLES!!!
- I feel like burning my uni down. I've checked my timetable and my class suppose to resume on Monday (13 Jul), but then my professor emailed today that he's out of the country and class will start next Monday. MAH CHAU HAI!!!!!!!!!! TELL EARLIER LAH!!!!! I could have stayed back for another week. One week doing nothing in Hobart can die ok...
- I thought I saw a spam mail in my inbox when I see "Meet Manchester United players in person!" But since I was using the airport computer, it wouldn't harm me if I click it. Who can expect... Youth Says invited me to meet Man U player for real!!!!! This means I would be following them on their tour in KL. They special picked me to be the official Nike Football reporter on Hitz.fm. Finally someone recogized my humour. And this could be my only chance to be a stand up comedian. Hahahaha.... my only chance to be famous. BUT...BUT...BUT...I'm already in Australia. How? Whatever lah... I'm not a Man U fan anyway. If it's Arsenal I probably will fly back this very moment. But then I tak shiok, ok? Who knows Tosaic might fall in love with me. Hehehehe... (Jerine, wake up! Tosaic might be younger than you!). Or maybe Hargreaves might ask me to marry him and my dream to marry a rich guy can come true! I can only dream big now. What a good timing. I feel like cursing again. Ka ne neh chau cibai!!!!!
- Lately (or rather this whole year) my lucky stars seems to have business somewhere else. So I try to seek for my lucky stars in daily horoscope. Instead of horoscope, I guess I read the horrorscope. It says dont-know-what star will collide with Uranus. Venus is going to crash something. And some other stars are going to hit something else. I seriously didn't understand a single shit, but from the way I interpret my life, it's going to be a disaster. My whole universe is going to kaboom literally.
- I was reading some blogs earlier. Some people are really boring. They know they have a boring life, but yet they still blog about it. When I check their subscribers on Google Reader, only 1 and that's me! It's not that I'm interested in their boring lives, but these are the people who despise me a lot, so there's an unexplainable behaviour of me to follow their blogs. Mind you, these are the people who thinks I'm not a good blogger. LMAO! If you compare their writings and mine, it's like heaven and hell. I may not have wide vocabs, I'm not a grammar genius, I may not have an interesting life either, but my blog is always interesting (except my ramblings). Some people seriously need a spiral notebook for their dear diaries instead of a public blog.
- Fuck. I don't know what to do tomorrow since my class is cancelled. Any suggestions? Other than having lunch with Evelyn, I seriously don't know what else I can do. Should I call my boss to tell her that I'm back? But I don't feel like working yet.
- Anyway, I'm having my monthly mood swing again. It's going to be a week in hell for me. If anyone attempt to make me angry, that's the end of the world. Geddit? No wonder I feel so sick the whole day.
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